I thought of the perfect picture to use for this post last night on my way home. It gave me the giggles and I found myself bursting into laughter several times on my way home just thinking about it and how perfect it would be. But, I can't bring myself to use it, ok, so Dale won't let me use it. It is of him and he isn't a fan of having it posted on here for thousands (HA) to see. So, I'm going to respect his wishes and not use it, but man it would have been great.
On with the fun.
To the little attitude that comes along with the age of 4, flip off! You know the attitude, Mr. I can do or say anything I want and talk back to you because I am 4! Oh no you won't and things aren't going to be very pleasant until you get that little fact.
To this little emotion called jealousy, you have started to get the best of me and I'm not going to have it. Who cares if most of my friends are able to spend their summers with their babies by the pool and doing fun things. I'm going to be happy for them. So flip off!
To the guy that thinks I have a sunglasses tan around my eyes, flip off! I only wear my sunglasses in the car there Champ. I guess white circles are better than dark circles. You are an idiot and stop knocking the pictures of my boys over on my table with your butt. It sends me into Momma Grizzly mode. Flip off again because you deserve it.
Ah, that feels better but not as good as eating a sausage biscuit and receiving our bonus checks at work. Woot Woot!!!! Now who's jealous? Oh, you're not? Well, good you shouldn't be. Happy Friday everyone and an even happier weekend!
Oh no! Will it ever get better for us Mommies? I thought 3 was bad! YAY for sausage biscuit & bonus checks :D
ReplyDeleteI forgot to flip off jealousy too! I battle that beast daily! Great flips lady!! And such an adorable blog!
ReplyDeleteHa! You get it all out there. I have to admit my insecurities get to me at times. Ef you jealousy!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you are playing along again. Go get the linky at Kludgymom and link up. You have nothing to be jealous about. Don't you know that most women want to be you?
ReplyDeleteGreat flip offs!!!
ReplyDeleteI heart your attitude towards jealousy...that's the nicest thing I've heard (read) all morning so keep it up :)
ReplyDeleteAs for the 4 year old attitude, all I have to say is UGH. My 2 year old already has an attitude - please don't tell me it's gonna get worse!
great flips....flipped my kids off to this week too!
ReplyDeleteHa! Although my little guy is only (almost ) 6 months old, i know what you mean about the whole 4 yr old attitude - my neice got it, big time. It was like she was 4 going on 14!
ReplyDeleteha thanks for the laugh girl! the 4-year-old reminds me too much of my niece! these are great flip offs!
ReplyDeleteOk, so I've been warned about the 2's and the 3's but now the 4's?!? Great flips and I should consider flipping jealousy too!
ReplyDeleteI have a 4 year old too and their attitudes are the worst. She turns 5 in two weeks and I am delusional in thinking it might get better.
ReplyDeleteGreat flip to jealousy. I struggle with that one on a daily, hourly, minute-ly basis.
I second Gigi's flip to jealousy. I get bad cases of it far too frequently!
ReplyDeleteHa! Your honesty is awesome. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I stumbled upon your blog today, because it's such a relief to hear that someone else is going through the same thing with their 4 year old! What is it about this age and needing to retest every boundry that was set for them?
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