Friday Flip-offs...REALLY?!

It is Friday again, but I don't have to tell you all that even though I just did.  Anyway Friday here at the Sharp's means Flippin some things off, thanks to Kludymom, that happen during the week so I go into the weekend with a clean slate and ready to have fun.  You know like sitting on the couch or drinking Grandma Vada's sweet tea kind of fun.  (Note, I only sit on the couch to eat dinner and let me food settle)  Those of you judging me for eating dinner on the couch instead of at the table, well, flip off - It's a summer treat we do.  Once school starts (for Dale) we are at the table again.  Anyway...

On my way to work this morning I was thinking about my Friday flips and how flipping people off never really came natural to me.  So, I'm gonna change things up a bit (hope you don't mind Gigi).  Maybe the sausage biscuit and mocha frappe turned me into a more positive person.  I mean even traffic didn't suck today and someone actually waved at me for letting them in.  Waved, in rush hour traffic, come on - that's a big deal!  Maybe I have found a cure to my cranky driving and tired eyes on the drive in ... FOOD!  Now what can I do about the drive back home????  More food?  Right before dinner?  I am well on my way to 100 pounds with this pregnancy : )! 

But I do have some flip-offs or REALLY's to share with you!  Let the fun begin...

To the sweet lovely lady in the Mercedes SUV who sped up when I was trying to get over to make my exit.  Too kind of you!  And thank you so much for honking even though you were being the JERK!  I think you are mad because my poor old Tahoe was able to make it.  Ah!  REALLY?!

To my allergies that keep the skin in my nose moist and make for narrow passages while breathing.  Love you much!  Especially when I have to lead meetings with your moisturizer dripping down my face.  And adding to the already pregnant breathing.  I can't say two sentences without sounding like I just ran a mile already.  I'm over the moon about you!  REALLY?!

To my beautiful German Shepherd pup if you don't straighten up and stop chewing the paper and dragging every little thing out into the yard, nipping at me while trying to lick me,  not going into your crate when you are told to, jumping on the front door leaving splashes of mud everywhere, and knocking my babies over you are going to be joining MommaKiss' old man dog at "the farm"!  Get it!  REALLY?!

To helping a guy set up for a meeting yesterday where everything in the world went wrong.  Poor guy!  I think it bothered him a lot more than me.  Nothing like struggling to get things fixed and wasting 30 minutes of every one's time.  Got to love technology.  It's one thing when it is your error another when it has to do with all of the equipment.  At least we laughed about it and it probably made the meeting a lot more interesting, but REALLY?!  What the heck else could of happened besides the building burning down, which could have possibly happened when the power strip blew.  Good times! 

That's it y'all.  That's all I've got.  I hope you all have a great weekend!