Let the fun begin...
To the allergies that have kicked my butt this week. Thank you for the constant sniffing, faucet of a nose but stuffy at the same time, lost voice, sore throat, burning sinuses, eye watering, wheezing, tight chest, feeling of dying, hacking, phlegm choking, my butt to the couch sticking, body aching kind of reaction due to a little fun on the Polaris over the weekend. Flip off, but I'm not letting you ruin my life. I'm moving on with or without you. Flip off.
To my high heel that got stuck in the cuff of my pant leg and almost flung me down who knows how many flights of stairs the other day. Flip off. Good thing the only muscles I have left in my arms helped catch me before I took the plunge.
To the girl in the 20 year old escort with the flip phone, horrible shirt, and stringy hair that was dancing and singing so loudly in her car and taking her own picture and checking it out over and over again going down Broadway FLIP OFF for being so freakin stupid. Pay attention to the road and get the hell out of my way.
To whoever thinks it is a good idea to have football camp from 6 to 9 all week right after school ended and right when I thought I was getting my husband back, FLIP OFF. (Just in case you ever read this Herb, just kidding you know I love you, but seriously, let me have my husband back until fall, mmm k!)
And to myself for once again skipping D-Day. Sorry for the snub, babe. You know I love you anyway. Plus you really earned it this week for skipping camp on Wednesday and letting my fat arse sit on the couch all night and recover from this freakin allergy attack. Flip off.
As a side note, I hope to get back into my blogging grove again soon. I have some exciting things coming up to blog about. I so know you can't wait! Have a great weekend y'all!
oh allergies can kiss my behind! I get so foggy and blurry and only benedryl helps - but that makes me goofy and sleepy...not so good when I'm working.
ReplyDeleteyour D Day - he'll understand ;)
nice flips....had a few run ins with some drivers myself this week!
ReplyDeleteGlad you joined in the FFO fun! I can't count the # of times I've tripped due to pants catching on heels. Thankfully I live in flip flop land now :)
ReplyDeleteHope that football camp is almost over and you get your hubs back!
Great Flips! So glad you are playing along. Sorry about the heel thing. Totally cracked me up though. Obviously it didn't happen to me, but sometimes we just have to laugh. The allergies have been kickin my butt too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not the only clutz! yay!
ReplyDeleteHey, misery loves company, you know. :)
Okay, high heels can be major Aholes at times. I probably would have fallen right down those stairs though. Glad you didn't!!
ReplyDeleteEek! Hope you all read right over my typos. That's what I get for trying to get it in so quickly! Flip off to typos!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have a good Flip Off post along with a great blog and beautiful family :)
ReplyDeleteLooks like the allergies are kicking both of our butts. You seem to have the same exact symptoms that I have. My doctor prescribed Flonase, Zyrtec, and Mucinex D for me and so far it's helped a lot...especially the Mucinex D. Anyway, thanks for stopping by my blog.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see your flip-offs! Such a fun idea.
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