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Friday, March 12, 2010

Sometimes you just have to laugh!

Ever have dreams that cause you to wake up and be fuming mad at your spouse? I am known to have some weird dreams especially when I am pregnant. (No, I'm not pregnant.) I use to have a lot of dreams where I would wake up totally mad at Dale. If I was still that jealous, insecure person I use to be this one would have got me going.

The other night they announced the names of the next Dancing with the Stars stars. Good wholesome ole' Pamela Anderson will be one of the stars. When we saw that I laughed and said, "Well, I guess we will ALL be watching Dancing with the Stars this season." Dale doesn't usually care to watch the show unless there is some football player on there or someone he really likes. Other than that you can hear him mumbling under his breath how stupid the show is when the boys and I get our way and watch it. Wyatt and Waylon LOVE music and they LOVE to dance all crazy and I get a huge kick out of them doing it.

So anyway, last night/early this morning I had a dream that we were all at his grandma's sitting at her round kitchen table eating and Pamela Anderson was there. Out of nowhere she leaned over and kissed Dale right there in front of me, his kids, and HIS GRANDMA!!! I freaked, stood up and said EXCUSE ME! Then she scurried off up the stairs. Dale looks at me with this grin on his face and says, "WHAT!?!" like nothing was wrong with that. Then I started yelling at him, but when I was yelling at him he turned into Wyatt and his face got all red. Then he turned back into Dale as we both got up from the table as I was asking him if he thinks he would be ok if some hot guy just kissed his wife in front of his family. I don't remember what all happened next but Pamela Anderson is lucky that my 5am alarm went off!

In reality, I probably wouldn't be mad at Dale at all if this ever really happened. I mean, I would think it would be flattering in a way for Pamela Anderson to kiss my husband, or maybe not! I would probably bleach his lips and make fun of him forever for it. But, what a story he would have to tell the guys!

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Scott S.March 12, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Hell Yeah Dale. Nice Work. Now my questions is

Is it the Pam Anderson from Home Improvement?

BayWatch

Or Kid Rock and Tommy Lee wife

Not that it really matters though

GOOOOOOOOOO DALE.
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TayarraMarch 12, 2010 at 2:59 PM
She seemed pretty cleaned up, so let's go with the BayWatch Pam!
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Dale

This is Dale. My Dale. The one I have spent pretty close to half of my life with. I love him. He loves God, he is strong, he provides for us, he treats me well, he makes me laugh. He's tall, dark, of course handsome, has got nice broad shoulders and a really cute butt. He is quiet and it takes quite awhile to get him to warm up, but once he does he is the best friend anyone could have. He is a great dad and his boys are his soft spot. I love spending my life with him. He makes everything ok when things are hard and he is my calm in the midst of a storm ... most of the time. I.LOVE.HIM!

Wyatt

This is our hilarious, sweet, cuddly, 5 year old boy, Wy Wy. He likes things his way and on his time. He is the best big brother around these parts. He is known to say "I love you, Mommy" out of the clear blue sky at home and in public. It's the best and usually gets quite a few "awe's" in public. He has got an amazing talent for sports already and has an arm that will surprise you. We love him to death and he brings us so much joy. He can also tell a story with the best of them and repeat almost any line from Sandlot, I know not all of them need to be repeated. He will start acting out scenes to movies at the oddest of times, but is always good for a laugh. (Click on the picture for Wyatt's birth story.)

Waylon

This is our 3 year old Waylonator or Wayners as his daddy calls him or Nayners as I like to call him now. He is the chubby little guy that has completely stolen our hearts. He loves to run naked around the house. He learns a ton from his brother. He can repeat anything you say to him, and understand most of it. He loves to dance, slide, play outside, wrestle, and bite his big brother. We don't have to worry about him sticking up for himself. He's got that covered. He sleeps like a champ and always has. His cuddle side is coming out, but he teases you 1st. He makes my heart swell. He finally calls me mommy now and momma on occasion. I might even get some "mom's" in there. He is so different from his brother it is amazing. Watching these two form such a tight brotherly bond brings us such joy. They truly love and enjoy each other. Nothing makes us happier! (Click on the picture for Waylon's birth story.)

Weston

This little guy is Weston. He was born on 1/25/11, 6lbs 15oz 21in. He is tall. He is already getting close to outgrowing the bassinet because of his length. He eats a ton and keeps me stressed out about my milk supply. He LOVES his brothers! You won't hear a peep out of him if one of them is holding him. They love him too! He's starting to smile and be more awake. There's nothing better than new smiles on a new face. He sleeps well at night and doesn't take too many naps during the day. He's starting to like baths. One thing you can always find him doing is squirming! He's been like this since the first time I felt him in my belly. We love what he brings to our family.

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